I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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