return my video game
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
honey bunches of taint.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
