we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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