I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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