Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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