what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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