The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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