whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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