ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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