Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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