16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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