why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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