my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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