check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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