Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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