I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
