please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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