2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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