Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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