HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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