On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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