Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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