her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You almost got us killed.
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