worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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