I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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