See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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