Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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