well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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