Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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