love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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