I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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