We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
areolas are like halos for boobs.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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