I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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