The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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