is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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