i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
