i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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