Walk of Shame. In a state park.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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