READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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