He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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