batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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