kristin has been a bad kristin
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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