I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Holy shit dude........stairs
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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