ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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