We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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