Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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