Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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