Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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