Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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