who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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