i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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