On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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