That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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