My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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