I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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