She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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