he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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